22 Reasons Hogwarts Could Never Be a British High School
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For those of us who never received our Hogwarts letter, and had to go to a regular muggle school after reading or watching Harry Potter, you come to the realisation that the wizard school is an unrealistic representation of a typical secondary school. Here’s why:
1- There’s no teachers shouting at the kids to roll their skirts down or do their top buttons up
2- No girls with severe fake tan disasters
3- There’s no penis graffiti on the desks or walls
4- No first years with ink all over their face from savage pen fights with friends
5- No Nike/SuperDry/Adidas/Vans backpacks
6- No portakabin buildings
7- None of the classrooms had that awful scratchy, green carpet
8- Everyone has their own textbook instead one between six
9- No turkey twizzlers or potato smiley faces at lunch
10- No Tamagotchis
11- No constant complaints about the cold
12- No bike shed or similar area where people go to smoke in secret like true gangsters
13- No harassment from seagulls on a break time
14- No doodles on library text books
15- People don’t wear over 10 charity wristbands on each arm
16- No year sevens with giant bags
17- If you’re a prefect you actually have some authority over the lower school
18- No bin/toilet fires
19- No one plays slaps on a break time
20- No names of naughty kids written on the blackboard under a 🙁 drawing
21- No one gets to come up and write the answer on the board
22- No giant ring binder folders.