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Handshake Defence

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16 February 2017

By Alex Khalil

We do not recommend you try to assault the President of the United States when shaking hands with him. Unless you want to deal with the FBI guys who follow him around.

We all know about dear delusional Donald’s handshaking obsession.

No better way to assert his dominance than a big, strong, handshake from those large muscular hands of his, is there? The big orange oaf yanking you in by the arm to show just how wonderful he is. His tiny – I mean ginormous man chops enclosing around your entire hand.

But, should you not want to receive this kind of physical torment, we have one simple solution, brought to you by black belt karate teacher from Relson Gracie de Jiu-Jitsu.

Just in case you happen to be stuck in a shaky situation.

A hand-shaky situation.

 

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