Is This Satire?

This has to be satire, right?

A lady on Twitter was having a rather standard conversation about US politics with a friend.

Until one obvious b**pbag decided her tone needed checking, and only he and his apparently awful facial hair was the one to do it.

Kari, the person who needed to be put in check, was less than happy, and responded thusly:

But it’s never that simple on the interwebs is it?

The obvious neckbeard (we don’t have an image of the guy but you know he has a neckbeard), then, so hurt by her response, decided to message Kari’s boyfriend. Someone he doesn’t know. Like at all. On any level.

Now obviously the boyfriend was perplexed, and his response:

Solution to prevent this happening again? We just turn off the internet, pretend it never existed, and move on with our newfound stone-age lives.

In other news, a man proved that mansplaining was undoubtedly a thing by mansplaining a joke about mansplaining.

In the replies to this tweet a man is explaining how milkshake shouldn't contain ice cream. UNIRONICALLY. https://t.co/qslDrfBmz4

— Dr Charlotte Lydia Riley (@lottelydia) July 31, 2016

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.