Is…This Legal?
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Boy is it great to be alive in the US right now. I’m really not sure if I’m being sarcastic here.
Taco Bell, a nationwide fast food chain in America, which was ironically named the healthiest of the fast food lot, has just released its newest menu item.
The shell is the chicken. The chicken is the shell. The #NakedChickenChalupa will be exposed January 26. pic.twitter.com/m26nRt5v9B
— Taco Bell (@tacobell) January 11, 2017
Should we be scared? Should we be horrified? Or should we just be very hungry?
It might also interest you that the company that owns Taco Bell owns KFC. Coincidence? We think not. Who else would have the power to shape and craft chicken into a taco shell?
The Naked Chicken Chalupa will be coming to chains in the States on the 26th of January, with the tag line:
“Kicked up with bold Mexican spices and seasoning, and is packed with fresh shredded lettuce, diced ripe tomatoes, cheddar cheese and creamy avocado ranch.”
Of course, in times like this, we turn to Twitter for some deductive reasoning.
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." pic.twitter.com/4cctsL0oZH
— Corbin Reiff (@CorbinReiff) January 11, 2017
Or not.
Chega essa hora me dá o louca =/ durante o dia eu fico vegetando… tem que ver isso ae
— Misaki (@maniacSushi) June 18, 2011
Taco Bell named Healthiest Fast Food Chain. Subsequently releases tortilla made of fried chicken.
— JESUS CHRIST (@elijahwitt) January 12, 2017
The Taco Bell Fried Chicken Taco, because death is the only truth under which mortal humans live and we shall all one day yield to his sway pic.twitter.com/g6SroCP1Nb
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) January 12, 2017
I am already 100% done with the Internet. And it’s only just Wednesday.