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Miley Cyrus Loses it Completely

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28 November 2015

By Bronwen

That’s it. It’s now safe to assume that American popstar Miley Cyrus has gone absolutely mad and there’s no going back. In fact, her recent behaviour and outfit choices have sparked the hashtag #prayformiley, as it seems that nobody can quite comprehend what it was that told her it would be a good idea to attend her own concert dressed like this:

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Unfortunately, we feel unable to show the full, explicit picture but we can tell you that underneath the rectangles are  fake, plastic breasts and a large and realistic prosthetic male genitalia. Not to forget the horrendous purple David Bowie hair. If you ever feel worried that your outfit is a little ‘too much’, just remember that you could be Miley Cyrus.

We’re absolutely baffled as to why her costume department allowed this to happen. Perhaps Cyrus feels that the more outrageous her outfit, the more the attention will be diverted from her singing. In fact, you probably would rather not listen to some of the songs from her tour. Our personal preference of ridiculous songs had to be ‘milky milky milk’. Here are some genuine lyrics from the song:

The milky, milky, milk
The milky, milky, milk
Yeah, I’m digging it
It’s time to look [?]
Yeah, I’m digging it
It’s time to look [?]
Yeah, I’m digging it
Yeah, I’m digging it

Miley Cyrus is the perfect example of a celebrity child who relishes their parents’ fame. There is absolutely no talent or even effort behind every single song on her new album ‘Miley and her dead petz’. It’s time for her to move over and give someone with actual musical genius a chance.

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