Politics: Two for One Takeaway
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Theresa May, while she spouts the idea of a ‘strong and stable’ Britain, seems to be doing everything she can to prove otherwise.
While the debate was going on last night, she decided to do the only sensible thing. Wander around people’s houses all afternoon in the hopes of catching someone who could stand to be around her without being sucked into the eye of the dementor she seems to possess.
And everyone seems to be making the exact same joke.
https://twitter.com/dmrobertson/status/869997732722872320
https://twitter.com/BSFGreen/status/870058775998234624
If Theresa May was claiming benefits the Tories would sanction her for failing to turn up for the job interview #wheresmay #BBCDebate
— Joe Cullinane (@jcullinane86) May 31, 2017
Brilliant.
But they aren’t exactly wrong, are they?
On the opposite side of the fence, we have Jeremy Corbyn. The guy just seems to inspire young people wherever he goes. He’s like Obi-Wan Kenobi, or a slightly less dead Yoda. He just exudes coolness and clarity. I like the guy.
But the internet… they love him. Guess what he did recently that people are going ballistic over?
Go on.
Couldn’t think of anything mundane enough?
He ate a Pringle.
https://twitter.com/ggeordiebore/status/870042187303727104
People are losing their minds.
He eats what we eat.
https://twitter.com/IzzyDurose/status/870226240514469888
i need someone to make an over the top COD style video with skrillex music of Corbyn eating a pringle
— sir digby chicken caesar (@ConnorSomething) June 1, 2017
https://twitter.com/_notevenblack_/status/870221639170043904
What a fantastic time to be alive.
We’re all doomed, aren’t we?