The Realest Shop Owner in Hull

This lady just proved that tea transcends all other needs and worries.

Sangha had been sitting behind the counter in her newsagent, in Hull, and sipping tea, when Stuart Gleeson walked into the shop, brandished a seven inch knife, and demanded all the money in the till.

Her response?

“I told him I was having a cup of tea.”

What an absolute star.

Gleeson demanded she relinquish her tea and give him the money, to which end she picked up a craft knife, “waved” it at him, and then he legged it.

The robber was swiftly detained after the incident, and faces up to five years in prison for attempted robbery and the possession of a knife.

And now, an ode to the tea:




Preach, girl.