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The Worst People on Facebook

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20 March 2017

By Alex Khalil

Look, we all have ‘em; we all have ‘em on social media, so let’s just lay them all out shall we?

Fitness freaks – These people make us sick. They spend 95% of their time at the gym, running, exercising. Yoga. Eugh. These are arguably some of the most narcissistic people you could ever meet, and the only catharsis they can meet is by working out 24/7. I mean, I could do that. If I didn’t love pizza and Pepsi so much.

The relationship status – This particular type of person just never seems to find the right person. Always looking for love in the wrong places, they just can’t settle down. And they can’t help but plaster it all over their social media. Aaaaaalll the time. Like, stop. Please. We get it Sharon, you’re single at age 30; aren’t you quirky. Okay Stan, you’re feeling lonely; buy a dog for goodness sake.

The political martyr – Whenever elections are around it’s a constant stream of sharing whatever political group they align themselves with. And, let’s be honest, it’s normally the ones who have pretty extreme views. Freedom of speech and all that, but chill dude.

No post, only share – What it says on the tin. These users never create an original post, only share the sub-par memes found on Facebook. Worst thing would have to be the Minion memes. You know the ones. Where they just use the Minion IP and a dumb quote. Just ew. Stop.

So yeah. You heard it here. Such shade thrown at all the social media users.

Which one are you? Or did we not mention one?

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