Trump is Literally Everyone’s Problem

As if the trash-talking wotsit needs an introduction. You know who he is, blah blah, build a wall, blah blah, ban all brown people.

Right, now that’s cleared up, we have something rather pressing to look at.

First, however, context. The Economist Intelligence Unit ranking uses a scale of one to 25, to rank the likelihood of certain situations that could arise, like China’s economy falling on its rotund behind, or the UK voting to actually leave the EU (y’know, because we’re morons).

According to the EUI, Donald Trump winning the US presidency is just four small steps under Ukraine and Syria proceeding to a ‘cold war’. Incidentally, it’s at the same level as ‘the rising threat of jihadi terrorism destabilising global economy’.

The agency claimed that “He has been exceptionally hostile towards free trade, including notably Nafta, and has repeatedly labelled China as a ‘currency manipulator'”.  Among Trump’s ridiculous policies and outright stupid comments, he claimed he would build a wall around Mexico, and would pressure China to ‘sort out’ North Korea. Didn’t stop there though, no, the iron brand that’s stuck with us all has to be his proposed ban on Muslims entering the US.

His campaign has no substance to it either, according to BBC News reporter Anothny Zurcher, who, quite rightly, said that “Unlike traditional presidential front-runners, the candidate has little or no policy substance to back up his shoot-from-the-hip-style pronouncements”.

Trump has been promising to reveal his foreign policy since February, and has yet to come up with the goods.

Along with Mr Zurcher’s analysis, let me introduce my own:

We’ve had near-riots at his rallies. We’ve had people openly comparing the eagle-agitating tub of orange flesh to Adolf Hitler. He incites violence toward those he can’t deal with. He threatens to sue everyone, but again, never comes up with any form of follow up. Not to mention the fact his master plan to get rid of militant group ISIS was to use Bill Gates’s god-like power to ‘penetrate the internet’, and find them. Oh, and the blatant disrespect he has for those with disabilities and journalism. Remember this?

Every single ‘policy’ he has promised has been designed to incite hatred in his ill-minded (let’s call them what they are) cult followers, and he continues to lead them down a road of utter bull crap.

I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times.

DO NOT. VOTE. FOR THIS. SAD EXCUSE. FOR A HUMAN BEING.

DON’T DO IT.