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Trump’s Tacky Trash

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8 September 2017

By Alex Khalil

Hey there, do you have disposable income but hate every form of entertainment other than the bloated ego of a man who could quite easily disguise himself as a Wotsit and no one would know?

Well, now you too can own a piece of Trump’s personality in what we’re calling a Trump’s Trash Corner!

You could get this lovely bronze medallion, only $45:

Or this lovely mug, with a message crafted by the president himself!

‘I heart waking up & remembering that Donald Trump is president’. Just end my life, please.

Seriously who buys this tosh. I mean really? Who looks at their mantelpiece and thinks, ‘oh you know what I need? Trump’s face, weirdly moulded onto a medallion to make the room shine’. Or who looks at their collection of mugs and thinks, yep, I need a mug celebrating the world’s worst president!

Seriously he is actually the worst president. Trump was shown to have the worst approval rating ever. Of any president. Worse than Nixon for goodness sake.

Possibly the worst thing on this roster here:

Yes. You read that right. ‘Women for Trump’. I think they left the end bit of that sentence off. It should say ‘Women for Trump so actually start doing his b**ping job’

I’m done.

 

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