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Two for One Twitter Madness

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22 May 2017

By Alex Khalil

Occasionally, the stars align, and something wonderful happens, and it explodes on Twitter.

Well, let’s start strong… or… not, depending on how you look at it.

Long and short of it, Trump went to Saudi Arabia for his first foreign visit, in which he rode a golden escalator:

Went to a male-only sword dance:

And now:

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He’s helping summon Cthulhu. At least that’s what we think is happening. Essentially, he touched a glowing orb at the opening of the Global Centre for Combating Extremist Ideology. Twitter had a field day.

https://twitter.com/Ethan_Booker/status/866390286800498688

https://twitter.com/sadvil/status/866393401801015296

https://twitter.com/fart/status/866379179876470785

And the best one?

https://twitter.com/TibiusReynolds/status/866438825307906048

Now for something a bit less weird.

Everyone will know by now that if Theresa May were to have an action figure, her catchphrase would definitely be:

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Well, the people of London have had quite enough, it would seem. I will say no more.

*USE OF ANOTHER WORD FOR BOTTOM*

https://twitter.com/ExitBrexit/status/865964513711071232

The people have spoken.

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