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Don’t Mess with the Future

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8 June 2017

By Alex Khalil

Seriously, look what happened to The Terminator.

As you are probably well aware, today is voting day for the UK. Where we’ll chose between the pool of parties that have put forward their ideas, and cases for why they should lead. But let’s be real: there are only two parties that actually matter.

Those led by Darth Theresa:

And Jeremy-Wan Kenobi:

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Each have been doing their own campaigning, with varying degrees of success. Corbyn has taken to the streets, talking to thousands of people at a time, all who want to hear him speak. Theresa May has… well:

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Scrumming in it warehouses with a select group of media teams and supporters.

While the voting has been going on all day, Boris Johnson has been wandering the streets of London to ask people who they think will win. He even asked a pair of ‘psychics’.

The reaction was as to be expected.

https://twitter.com/AndrewDBattye/status/872712296883212288

In other words, Boris mate:

LEWD GESTURE AHEAD

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