Midweek Blues
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Weetabix, why?
You must know Weetabix. The wheaty-cake-like things that are incredibly dry and you have to smother them with milk and sugar, but you just end up with a milky bowl of sugary glop by the end of it?
Well, as they often do on the back of the box, Weetabix gives out friendly advice as to how to enjoy your wheaty treat.
But this time, they have gone too far.
WHAT????? pic.twitter.com/Wig4JkyEH6
— Jenny An Island Hotel is out now! Colgan (@jennycolgan) January 10, 2017
And I quote:
“Eggs Benedict is originally an American breakfast, but we’ve made it British by switching a muffin for our nutritious Weetabix.”
Whose idea was this and why haven’t they been imprisoned?
People on Twitter were, um… not happy.
That's… that's just wrong in so many ways.
— Mark Wright (@mwrightwriter) January 10, 2017
WRONG WRONG WRONG!
— Muddy Feet (@FeetMuddy) January 10, 2017
No human being has ever eaten this monstrosity
— Matthew Hall (@KolsoMatthew) January 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/rosebiggin/status/818815816275730438
As if a suggestion on the weetabix box is to use them to replace the muffin in eggs benedict. What sort of devil brainstormed that!?
— Owen (@xL_Naphtha) January 11, 2017
You should be ashamed, Weetabix.
You ruined a perfectly good breakfast, is what you did.