Midweek Blues: Daddy Deadpool
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*EXPLICIT* *AS TO BE EXPECTED*
For those who didn’t know, beloved star Ryan Reynolds has been a father for the last year or so, after his daughter was born in December of 2014.
Those on Tumblr however (like myself, because I’m such a millennial), have noticed something rather brilliant.
Reynolds parenting tweets are literally from the mouth of the merc.
Have a read, you’ll see what we mean.
My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 16, 2016
Happy birthday to my baby girl! Sad I lost my virginity. But thankful I have a daughter.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 16, 2015
Love writing nursery rhymes for my daughter. Her favorites are, "Sunshine-Cuddle-Time!" and "Everyone You Know Will Eventually Die."
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) November 11, 2015
Trust us, they get better.
I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2015
Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering, "I can't do this".
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2015
On Fathers Day, my daughter smiled at me.
It was all the gift I needed as I packed a bag and left for 6 years to write a book on parenting.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 21, 2015
My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2015
I'm teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it's mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 5, 2015
Ryan and his wife Blake have announced they’e expecting another baby soon.
#Deadpool: A motherfucker since 1991. #happymamasday pic.twitter.com/0ihBq71PHW
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 10, 2015
We can’t wait.