Nintendo Direct: Mario Got Topless
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That is not something I ever thought I’d say.
A new trailer for the upcoming Super Mario Odyssey came out at the Nintendo Direct briefing. That is sort of newsworthy by itself. It’s one of the biggest Mario titles in a while and a bunch of people are excited to play it. The crux of the matter would be:
Explore the frozen fields of Shiveria in the Snow Kingdom & the sunny shores of Bubblaine in the Seaside Kingdom in #SuperMarioOdyssey! pic.twitter.com/p8AsDqBbTj
— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) September 13, 2017
Mario got his nips out.
Twitter can’t deal:
But why doesn't Link get nipples? Mario has nipples. I demand nipple equality. https://t.co/N77pvrkHdo
— ✨Minerva Mori✨ (@MinervaMori) September 14, 2017
https://twitter.com/dimmadammit/status/908101395332476928
https://twitter.com/griggitygroznak/status/908295157409308682
https://twitter.com/ghostsampIer/status/908227057187880960
Oh my God. Mario's got his nips out. 2017 is crazy. pic.twitter.com/4Z09WsvKwy
— Larry Matovina (@larrymatovina) September 13, 2017
It’s actually a throwback to a previous Mario ad, in which he’s sat on a beach in the same pants:
Everyone's talking about Mario having nipples, but I'm like, "even the bathing suit is a reference!" (Yes, even the nips) pic.twitter.com/ti92SMpwDb
— Dakota (@VolcanicDynamo) September 13, 2017
Other news from the Nintendo Direct briefing included the Switch getting a DOOM port at the end of this year and a Wolfenstein: The New Colossus port also. Portable DOOM? I can dig that. Skyrim, a verifiable meme at this point, has also gotten its release date for the Switch and will arrive on 17th November of this year.
Wolfenstein and DOOM will be two of the first mature rated games to be on the Switch.
Sweet.
Murdering demons and Nazis on the go?
Sign me up for that good stuff.