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Trump’s Had His Twitter Confiscated

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7 November 2016

By Alex Khalil

With literally less than a day before the actual real election, Trump has had his Twitter taken away.

And… we can see why:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/257552283850653696

From slander toward Diet Coke lovers, to publicly talking b**p on The Huffington Post co-founder Arianna Huffington (which is a brilliantly posh name).

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/240462265680289792

To trying to slam his ‘haters’. Or as we like to call them, ‘normal folk’.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/330359969813770242

We’ve all called him worse. Particularly words that rhyme with prat, or stupid runt.

Upon hearing the news, Obama said:

“In the last two days, they had so little confidence in his self-control they said we are just going to take away your Twitter. Now, if somebody can’t handle a Twitter account, they can’t handle the nuclear codes.” 

The nearly retired President of the US then added:

“If somebody starts tweeting at three in the morning because SNL made fun of you, then you can’t handle the nuclear codes.”

We’ll be sorry to see Obama go, and remember, if you’re reading in the US…

vote-dammit

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