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Wasps Are Evil

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12 October 2017

By Alex Khalil

Here’s proof.

A newly discovered species of wasp has been named after one of Harry Potter’s secondary villains. The Lucius malfoyi is an entirely new strain of bug. The character spends the best part of 6 films and books tormenting Potter and helping Voldemort rise to power. While wasps aren’t really on this level of evilness, we can all agree:

Wasps are b**pholes.

Flying around, demanding you move or you get stung and those little blighters keep stinging.

Tom Saunders from New Zealand was the one to make the discovery and hopes to help people see wasps as something more than the bad guy. Talking to CNN, Tom said:

‘Just as Lucius Malfoy is pardoned after separating from Voldemort’s allies, I’m asking people to pardon wasps in order to restore their reputation as interesting, important creature’

Yeah, I don’t know if that’s going to happen, have you seen wasps.

Just nope.

If I see little Lucius flying around I’m ‘raiding’ that boy.

 

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