Mila Kunis Pregnancy Speech

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16 June 2014

By Lauren H

So, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are pregnant? Oh wait, Mila is the only pregnant one, as she insists is the correct term in an interview with Jimmy Kemmel.

The actress states ‘Hello, I’m Mila Kunis, with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers. Stop saying, “We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None – because we can’t have shots of tequila. We can’t have anything because we’ve got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep.”

Although this is a staged announcement, followed by 6 pregnant women joining her on the stage, armed with tubs of ice cream, she has a good point and it should definitely get some expecting fathers out there thinking.


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