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She’s an Alien. It’s Confirmed.

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15 June 2017

By Alex Khalil

Do you ever think politicians are just… not normal? You have the odd exception like wor Jeremy, but even he can’t kick a ball.

I just don’t get it – do they all have severe social anxiety so they can’t perform the simplest of actions? Wanna know my theory?

They’re aliens.

Or at least Theresa May is.

Basically, Theresa tried to do a Mexican wave at a football game. It didn’t go down well.

https://twitter.com/cfrasershanley/status/874746706184810497

“Yes. I am human, they do the Mexican wave at the sporting event,” Theresa said, hiding her claw-like hands that were indigenous to her people, on the planet Taxdepoor.

And possibly the best tweet to come out of the ordeal:

Dear politicians, please, for the love of all that is right and just, just stop trying to do a sport. It doesn’t make you look real. It makes you look weirder. Stick to things you know, like shutting down public services and bankrupting the NHS.

Okay?

Okay.

That is all.

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