Seriously, this thing looks like it could fight King Kong. If he were a little smaller.

A security guard in Indonesia has reportedly survived an attack from the largest python ever recorded. The creature was 23-foot long and was blocking a road on the Indonesian island of Sumatra.

Robert Nababan, the guard in question, ‘tried to catch it.’ But it bit him, they wrestled and the guard came out on top. Two others were involved in shifting the beast from the road, but while doing so, it took a chunk out of the 37-year-old’s arm.

The snake tried to wrap around Nababan, which is how these animals normally kill what they want to eat.

Look at the size of this thing.

Yeah, Kong called, he wants a rematch.